This video is recorded at Fountain Square, about 3/4’s of a mile from Paul Brown Stadium. These girls deserve a medal for dragging Mark’s drunk ass that far.

I don’t know you, but I love you.

Herbert Hoover is my kind of president. I knew this username would come in handy one day.

They left him off the postseason roster completely. Headscratching move, to say the least.

Better than hiring Randy Carlyle. Barely.

This article is why I’m holding on to my 2008 PS3 forever.

Slumdog Millionaire is the 2nd worst movie I’ve ever seen. My wife and I rented it after it won the Oscar, and I was stunned that this piece of garbage would even be considered for any award, let alone best picture. Worst movie, by the way, is the fourth Indiana Jones.

After hearing that horn, I don’t blame anyone for not going to Rays games.

As a Bengals fan, I really hope they sign Shayne Graham so I can watch him snarf every important field goal.

I hope they hire Alain Vigneault just to rub it in his face.

It’s the end of the 3rd quarter when beer sales are cut off at Bengals games. It would be interesting to see when beer sales are done at stadiums throughout the league.

Maybe the Vikings will replace him with Fireman Ed. They do like taking Jets’ castoffs after all.

It’s huge in Canada. I’m guessing at some point Canadian retirees taught it to Ohio retirees in Del Boca Vista and it bled through the midwest.

This is magnificent.

Parker needs to grow the fuck up.

Glad I’m not the only one.

With a salute to the troops!