saying “everything’s derivative” doesn’t excuse piss-poor descriptive skills. “Shadow Warrior 2013 is a linear shooter with early aughts fps design tropes, with more modern character and weapon upgrade systems.” is much more interesting than “Shadow Warrior 2013 is like Painkiller and Half-Life, with a dash of Dark…

An adult actually giving a shit about this is some of the saddest shit I've ever heard.

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TIL people like Daisy.

hi my name is ari notis and i love posting spoilers, fuck you!

No. This does not need to be a slideshow. “9 ad impressions for the price of 1 article” is a model we all see right through.

Could you please, for the love of fucking god, for the Old Gods and the New, for the fucking Force itself, stop turning every goddamn thing into a fucking slideshow. It’s 2022, in case you haven’t noticed.

This title sucks.
Seeing how you don’t even capitalize the letters in your own name, you may be fighting an uphill battle 

Yeah, no. There’s nothing controversial or fun about this play. This is wallhacking with extra steps.

What the hell does any of this have to do with bloodborne. 

I have a feeling that the author didn’t watch WandaVision.

Just pointing out how much of a hack the author is. Which is fair game. It’s not like I’m the only person who has that opinion judging from the other comments. 

This movie came out when? Fuck your headline 

Where in the world do these takes come from?  OMG not everything is sexist or racist or oppressive, this is a column I’d define as “a reach” at best.

Why would you think that? It’s a bizarre perspective, honestly. 

I came to this website to look at the latest takes on Roe. I didn’t expect to scroll past a headline with major spoilers for a movie that premiered TODAY! Is that just standard policy now?

So what you’re saying is that if a villain is female it’s sexism, because you don’t like the character arc being given to the character. That’s a pretty terrible take that only works by you cherry picking two characters. After all, you can look at other female characters that gain power in both series that aren’t…

100% disagree. I don’t know why you got the impression Dragon Lord would break out of the game. His narrative arc is a power struggle against someone with absolute power, and realizing no matter what he’s just a puppet. He desperately wants to get back at Tina for turning him into a villain and can’t even do that.

“There’s also the endlessly replayable Chaos Chamber endgame mode, but even the best runs there don’t guarantee you’ll get legendary equipment.”

This is definitely not a true statement. Legendaries drop like candy in late Chaos.

Psycho shit.