Great atmosphere. Kinda shit gameplay

Mmm, more ads disguised as news. Kotaku must mean integrity.

Yeah, this needed to be a video

Are you sure about this take? What did creative director Matt Cox say in a video interview with Kotaku?

God if we ever run out of fossil fuels I hope we can power our cars on the mentions of a Matt cox interview. You're sure getting a shit load of mileage out of it. 

The average Mario fan has to be in their thirties by now. What self respecting adult could possibly give a shit about Chris Pratts super Mario bros movie?

“Characters swear with enough frequency to make an entire fleet of sailors blush”

Jokes are better in short bursts. 

Sure getting a lot of mileage out of elden ring eh? Thank God it came out or this place would be nothing but shitty ads and irrelevant anime discussions. 

Playing both sides so he always comes out on top

Kinda feels a little click baity to play the race or gender card in a game starring several women of color.

Is kotaku Japanese for " failing upward?"

Fuck you Joe

Fuck you Joe

Love going to the comments to find the actual journalism

And he called it "dope af." Hack sellouts.

So this is just the world now? Release whatever unfinished, lousy , microtransaction riddled crap at launch with a promise to fix and y’all are just fine with it?

Yeah, because they just keep getting better right? What's wrong with you?

Well at least you openly admit your views are full of holes and flimsy as hell. "I'm not interested so they shouldnt do it! Waa waa."

Wow gaming news??? Are we sure Logan Paul isn't up to anything else ?

Can you hacks stop giving this douche ink? Not gaming related, not gaming culture related. Is this what any writer here wanted when they tried to get into gaming journalism?