You can call him FN-2199 or Nines or whatever you want. He will forever be TR-8R

This makes no sense. TR-8R was the star of the movie. How can you get rid of him?

the best college basketball player in the NBA

I could be wrong, but I can’t think of many examples of Belichick being criticized by former players (except Ted Johnson). Guys have tended to like playing for him. Though that could just be because the team wins a lot, and winning solves everything.

The NIH released a statement saying it was their decision to reject the NFL money. Very interesting.

Hair dye - Chewie is nothing if not vain

Not only that, but the government is incredibly unstable. The sultanate was once overthrown by its chief advisor, who used the Gee-Nee weapon system in a wanton, cavalier, and borderline reckless manner to secure power and subjagate any and all political threats. The ease with which this happened is incredibly…

I’m going to be VERY disappointed if they can’t take down the Mothership with an iPhone 6

He also called a bunch of Boston reporters nerds, in what I can only hope was a Revenge of the Nerds style outburst

Don’t he and David Ortiz loathe each other?

So, can we differentiate the payments made for tickets, parking passes, and use of team facilities with the amounts paid to do the Salute to Troops, Recognition of Distinguished Service Member. It’s hard to feel outraged when teams charge for tickets and facilities, and I want to properly direct my righteous internet…

Fallout 3. For 7 more days.

Well this sucks - how will I understand Pick and Roll defense without Zach Lowe’s Gifs?!?!

The fact that the Heisman question left Reggie Bush off its list infuriates me for reasons I can’t totally understand.

Good bit on the Washington QB issue. You may have forgotten one point as to why Cousins has a longer leash than Griffon did, though. Griffon has a $16.15M cap hit next year, which is guaranteed for injury. This means they can cut Griffon after this year if he is healthy, and not have any cap penalty - but only if…

Does anyone know the origin of Muscle Hamster’s glorious nickname?

Collins is a LB, not a DE. The Pats play a base 4-2-5 defense, with Collins as one of the two LBs

Threatening to murder Harry Dresden’s daughter has not worked out all too well in the past...