Lusophone here. “Fuck China” is not the best translation. It’s more “Come on China”, at most a “WTF China”. Posting the picture of the poor guy sleeping is, however, a cross-cultural stupidity.

Yes, please safeguard us from our own political leaders’ most irresponsible impulses. The issues are much too important for the Brazilian voters to be left to decide for themselves. Thank you Mr. Kissing, err, I mean, Mr. Burneko.

Chupa Deadspin! Vocês vão ter que nos engolir!

If something like Lochte’ story had happened with a NFL player in, for example, New Orleans (a city with a higher murder rate then Rio), I’m sure Deadspin and most readers would at least give the authorities the benefit of the doubt and be, at least a little bit, suspicious of the athlete’s version. But alas,…

Despite being from a poor brown country, I’m neither poor nor brown; therefore my superior genes allow me not only to read, but also to interpret the meaning of written words, such as the ones placed below the video, my dude.

Haha, wealthy north anericans really shouldn’t drink poor brown people’s shitty water. That’s really funny.

São Paulo has a lower murder rate than Detroit, St. Louis and New Orleans, among others. Murder rates are not everything and I have no question that São Paulo is overall more dangerous than any American city. But a 75% chance of kidnapping? That’s straight out of a Trump speech.

Apparently Brazilians are very good at hiding and stealing