It is literally a Nazi haircut. Dreadlocks would make more sense.

I was four when I saw Star Wars (as we called it before annoying people insisted on calling it A New Hope) for the first time back in '77. It pretty much warped me for life. Other kids and I focused on stuff that might not seem like a big deal now but blew our little minds, such as the part where Luke and Leia use…

jumping the shark

He used to be an actor too. You may remember him from films such as Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and Pizza Man.

It's kind of hard to fight back when you're permanently paralyzed and can't use your limbs.

My mom used to watch his show sometimes, so it didn't take long at all for me to get sick of hearing Hannity insist that a rally he helped put together had nothing to do with him even though he would speak at it. It was the people's rally and the people just wanted to talk about why they were right to hate liberals…

As far as I can tell, it has something to do with Obama allegedly having the IRS go after people he didn't like (such as Christian groups who didn't like parts of the ACA and gay marriage). Greg Gutfeld also accused him of giving Chelsea Manning (the transgender soldier who spent seven years in prison for giving…

Jet Li did that pool ball stunt in another movie and he did it another time with a hand grenade and… it was still awesome.

Kiss of the Dragon would be amazing if somebody edited out most of the scenes where Bridget Fonda is being all pathetic and trying to manipulate Jet Li into letting her do something or lying to Tcheky Karyo. Her character is like a speed bump that slows down the fun ride.

The dude got away with spewing all sorts of horrible nonsense about Obama for eight years and he is at least partly responsible for why the Tea Party became a real movement with real impact on the republican party and not just a bunch of racist uncles with protest signs. Hannity should have been gone as soon as he…

Huh. This might explain why he suddenly grew a spine and stood up to the other hosts on The Five the last time I watched it. They've been trying to build a narrative that Obama deserved to be impeached more than Trump and he basically told them they were full of crap and he wouldn't talk about Obama any more. Maybe…

I'm William Devane. When society finally collapses because something Obama did gradually led to the decline of America, be sure to have stockpiles of gold and silver just in case those still have value when roaming gangs of cannibals start looting the urban centers. You might be able to bribe your way into Canada.

Imagine that a sexy mannequin came to life and fell in love with Alex Jones and learned everything she knows about politics from him. That's pretty much what she's like.

Are you talking about how she gets really angry and talks over people or something else?

Watching, like, twenty-five people getting all sheepish and confused while someone tried to teach them about the Purple Rain soundtrack made for a really awkward "fun" team building exercise. These people apparently didn't have older sisters or any interest in music other than rap from before 2006.

That seemed to be the case in the pilot. I'm not willing to watch any more to learn more about the show.

I thought it got cancelled four years ago.

I can see what you're saying, but I also had to work around people in their twenties who hadn't heard of Prince and didn't understand Eighties references so I have to work hard not to constantly rant about young people who need to get on the Internet and learn some basic stuff that might come up in casual…

I guess they might sound pretty good to people who never heard They Might Be Giants before.

I read the article and thought, "Okay. I'll watch the embedded video and give them a chance."