In my experiences with dating apps, eventually you just start throwing shit at the walls to see if it sticks.

Dear Penthouse Letters: You would never believe what happened at a bar…….

They all kinda come off as dicks.

Not you….stars in general.

Less bad puns

Ohh dear god no……..

You get a star for how smug and snarky your posts are.

I will say though, with my experience with Deadspin, the pendulum got chucked pretty far into the other directions where I felt like the comment section was spun off of Heaven's Gate.

I'm fairly certain my work blocks KInja altogether (I can never comment on Jalopnik), so I'm very terrified they'll make me do work

Basically….if you don't get enough Kudos from the writers/mods/admins whatever, your posts/comments aren't really illuminated or shown clearly and are left in a shadowy gray limbo

Considering I was basically just calling out whoever did the Taboo reviews back in January/February for all of their inconsistencies, I imagine I'll be right there with you

And god forbid you actually make sensibly arguments that can disagree with the majority opinion, because you'll be buried in the grays so fast.

I have a particular feeling that I am never going to be leaving the grays in the AV Club Kinjaverse.

God…..Kotatku blows now for actual video game content or reviews.

"Local Man arrested after string of Artisan donut shops burn down in Cambridge and the South End. His was heard muttering, "now the coffee won't be the only thing burned"

Good old steady neddy

cut out the cheese curds. CUT OUT THE CHEESE CURDS.

Yeah……..that was the edit part. Never heard of them referred to as gravy fries before.

To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Gravy…….fries?