Why do you think we invented Romney care years before Obama care.

The donut with a handle…..brilliant

Thank I'll forever have scumbies to get my cheap coffee and donut fill

You know what they should really try……making an old fashioned that doesn't taste dry and selling it for 70 cents.

Gonna be honest…..when I moved into my old apartment in Quincy 3 years ago, the apartment broker literally used the original Dunkin Donuts half a mile away as a selling point

Wait……you don't like paying 5.99 for a butter pecan bacon donut?

……..Hey kid….the line at the packy was too long for me to use big words

Like showing up to Dunkins for a Large Regular, then pouring out half of it and replacing it with bourbon so that you can drink on the T and not pay Fenway beer prices (Note: You still pay Fenway beer prices)

They tried that up here……they failed miserably

I know this pain all too well

ooooohhhhh

Sausage Egg and Cheese is still my go to hangover breakfast.

Welp…….at least I still got the Dunk and Munch and Sip N' Dunk

They hate us cause they aint us

You watch what you say about Dunkins round here son

Not gonna lie…..I'll drop some Double D's jokes once in a while.

THE BOSTON CREME IS DELICOUS!!!!!

Ehhh…..I'll pass. I'm pretty sure I saw somebodies bullet ridden body in the street.

We want 138, we want 138, we waaaaaaant 138,000 above asking price

#1….The Wall Top to Bottom, one song……Fight me