Yeah……but you're the Flyers. You'll trade them away for old Veterans come July.

BOOO

Vegas Update

Judge's BABIP is ridiculously low. A regression will happen soon enough.

Boo

First Time…..died it with the garage door closed.

A man that hasn't grilled a charcoal stove in a garage and nearly died from air poisoning isn't a real man.

I blame mobile apps. It was a lot harder to get pizza delivered to you when you had to actually talk to someone when you were half in the bag.

You've literally just described what I eat on the weekends to a T.

I'm just planning for when I get a wife and actively avoid going home.

Yeah……but fuck buses.

I've said this before, but high school has gotten weird in the 9 years since I've graduated.

I know a fantastic way to make cabbage.

Fucking Zombie Suits

Meh…….sounds like higschool football all over again.

OH HOOO. You're culture has survived for centuries of some combination of starch meat and vegetables? Well fuck that noise, eat Kale 9 times a day instead.

Manifestations of coronary artery failure in Korean War combat victims.

Hey……if it worked for Don Draper..

i.e. Farmer Strong

Meh…..I tend to know my moral failings so I try not to even be able to go home before the gym. Usually my crap is in my car and I have to drive by it anyways.