Tom Rowan is the guy on the left. He’s the former top cop in Cicero

Rye is great, you take that back!

IF THE POOP IS SAUSAGE SHAPED IT CAN NOT BE CONSIDERED A SANDWICH, I WILL FIGHT YOU IN THE MOUTH

But Pee Wee, the Alamo doesn’t have a basement.

This is good insider knowledge.

Water is clear (at least in small amounts). On large bodies of water, it appears blue due to the fact that red, orange and yellow light is absorbed more easily by the water. On smaller bodies of water like rivers and streams, impurities in the water can cause any number of different hues to be dominant. Most often…

...says the guy who’s never seen the Chicago River.

Another fun fact: The dye used to turn the river green for St. Patrick’s day is actually orange.

Fun fact: Chicago’s tradition of dyeing the river actually comes from its attempts to figure out who was dumping sewage into the river (and where).