@bdonohue:

This one.

@Dennis J Irizarry: I see that and raise you

@SoaringDisbelief: That's what I said, but you wrote it better so I promoted it. Thanks.

Numbers 2 and 7 are the same accident. Thank you for the secondary view though, what a bunch of wrecks.

@87CapriceEstate: Yup, front end destroyed but no issues past the firewall.

@87CapriceEstate: Had family that owned two Voyagers... Both met death by being front-onn'ed

V12... That's almost like 3 I4's put together in the shape of a Z. Or a square U or... *insert three stroke letter here*

@87CapriceEstate: Yeah I noticed that, the Caravan sold about a BILLION more, I'm just really surprised that a GM product of this era has been so trouble free. To be honest, I hated that van when we owned it but only because it was purchased to replace my dad's 1991 Scottsdale C/K Z71... That truck was the first…

One of these vans (albeit the roundnose 1995 Aqua coloured Chevy Lumina) was owned by my parents for years. It started off when my parents were still together, mom got it in the divorce and then she sold it to my grandmother. It still runs... WELL! and has about 300000km. Obviously no rust, and the only thing that…

@Ben Wojdyla: Please sanitize and mail a condom before you send it this way as well. Thanks.

I think they need a new track driver, that guy is slidin' all over. He'll NEVER get a good lap hooning like that. Professional drivers, HA

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: Uh.... Re-reading this again, I think that you just stated you would have sex with your sister... Please clarify.

@War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: Nah, my first name is Brian.

39 is my favourite girl and vehicle.

Guess the girl really does come with the car

@War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: Aww shucks

@FightingChance: Hahahahaha

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: And you haven't seen his sister. We've obviously gotten over the issue, as I'm still with her.

To be honest, the worst car I ever drove was also the best... I was tooling around in a 78 Trans Am with a 455 putting out about 310hp (I never asked about the work that was done, but at least it wasn't slow) that I had borrowed for a weekend. The T-Tops leaked , which was odd because otherwise this Black on Gold…