V12... That's almost like 3 I4's put together in the shape of a Z. Or a square U or... *insert three stroke letter here*

@87CapriceEstate: Yeah I noticed that, the Caravan sold about a BILLION more, I'm just really surprised that a GM product of this era has been so trouble free. To be honest, I hated that van when we owned it but only because it was purchased to replace my dad's 1991 Scottsdale C/K Z71... That truck was the first…

One of these vans (albeit the roundnose 1995 Aqua coloured Chevy Lumina) was owned by my parents for years. It started off when my parents were still together, mom got it in the divorce and then she sold it to my grandmother. It still runs... WELL! and has about 300000km. Obviously no rust, and the only thing that…

@Ben Wojdyla: Please sanitize and mail a condom before you send it this way as well. Thanks.

I think they need a new track driver, that guy is slidin' all over. He'll NEVER get a good lap hooning like that. Professional drivers, HA

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: Uh.... Re-reading this again, I think that you just stated you would have sex with your sister... Please clarify.

@War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: Nah, my first name is Brian.

39 is my favourite girl and vehicle.

Guess the girl really does come with the car

@War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: Aww shucks

@FightingChance: Hahahahaha

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: And you haven't seen his sister. We've obviously gotten over the issue, as I'm still with her.

To be honest, the worst car I ever drove was also the best... I was tooling around in a 78 Trans Am with a 455 putting out about 310hp (I never asked about the work that was done, but at least it wasn't slow) that I had borrowed for a weekend. The T-Tops leaked , which was odd because otherwise this Black on Gold…

@Underpants Gnome: The Ray Charles comment made it for me

@drewthat: I was given a Rio5 as a rental. Holy crap, on the highway I had to take a RUN to get to 140km in order to get around a transport, otherwise if I attempted to go just 110 or so I would have barely passed the truck and would have no ability to accelerate or brake if needed due to oncoming traffic.

I'm a Canuck and this vehicle does not represent the views of the general population. Actually I'm not sure sure WHO's view it represents. If you want a trike, buy this one. It's fast, fun and doesn't handle like hillbilly waterskiing contraption. [spyder.brp.com]

@Ryanrule: Well as you can tell, there seems to be perpetual scamming among many companies in the industry, not JUST Mazda, so to brand the corporations as scam-artists is unfair. I mean, they all scam in their OWN way, but at the dealer level, as long as the company steps up to right wrongs then I am happy. Take the…

@fortneja: Nice try hahaha.

@snapoversteer's walking around eating his Triscuits: If I could heart-click I would. But the hearts, they are broke. I'm obviously Canadian and found that extremely funny

@Mazda_Canada: I approved and promoted as I am a former employee of Mazda and also share the view that the focus should be placed on those involved and not the company as a whole