@Cheeseslap: I see what you did there.

Well, I can see how using a wordplay could cause some confusion, but lets be honest here... I'd let her pump my grease nipples and swap fluids after a one on one chamois any day of the week.

Personal Issues = He was caught driving this car and now they want to make sure he is "caught dead" driving it as they plan on casting it in Granite and helping him swim with the fishies

@petersterncan: Snowblower is broke.

That's child's play... My driveway is worse

@Prismatist steers with his right foot:

I really enjoy posts like this, extremely interesting and a great comparison. Thanks Jalop

@Prismatist steers with his right foot:

@Lotte: This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

When I was first starting to learn to drive stick, a burnout was the only way I knew to get moving... I had no teacher, just the salesman that I assured I had driven stick before. Cobalt SS Supercharged's spin and spin and spin by the way.

*cue music* Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Clunk-clunk-cough-wheeze-knock. BATMAN

The infogram uses poor phrasing. The firey one should be labeled "kill it with fire"

Currently I'm hoping to replace my 2005 Civic with a Mk3 Jetta. (I know, but it's strictly based on cost, I'm still paying for the Civic and they want me to pay out the ass for insurance). I can't remember if it was a Mk2 or Mk3 that I witnessed roll over 1 000 000 km, (I was working at a park and it was a hippie…

When I was first starting to learn to drive stick, a burnout was the only way I knew to get moving... I had no teacher, just the salesman that I assured I had driven stick before. Cobalt SS Supercharged's spin and spin and spin by the way.

Currently, I think the front end looks a lot like a Buick Lucerne, but without the slats. This lady's badonkadonk is contrived yet beautiful... Think white jeans. You ask why, but you look and love anyway. The interior... Well let's just call me a disco duck because I love it.

@vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Amen, mine's the '89 Brougham

This is too easy. 1989 Cadillac Brougham. We're not dirt rallying, we're going Melee style so, style and comfort is where it's at for me. And it's a D-body, which is really a B-Body which makes me happy.

@Death By Cornbread: HAHAHAHA! And still, Crosstour is born. I love it. Community editing.

I've yet to drive one, and I'm not sure so I'd like someone to fill me in: Is it the same platform as Equinox etc? Or is it it's own chassis?

@zbeeb: CRV prepares to leave and sneaks another glance at Caliber... She quickly runs into the kitchen and tries to find a post-it, but only finds a napkin. She writes her VIN on the napkin and hands it to Caliber before she silently leaves.