Who cares about any of this when THE ROYAL RUMBLE is on tonight? Potentially the most fascinating Rumble in at least 3-4 years. Can't wait.

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum are heroes to me and I'm a grown ass *MAN*, because they're awesome characters regardless of their genitals (which also don't exist because they are cartoon characters).

The fact that it's called "Kelly Clarkson's Cautionary Christmas Music Tale" cracks me up, like one of those jokily wordy old "South Park" titles like "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery", except without any of the humor (well, a little wonky showbiz winky attempt at humor, but that's even worse). This doesn't sound…

"Duck Soup" turned 80 this year. Ludicrously silly, ludicrously funny.

"Everybody" and "The Call", no lie, were the two BSB songs I could stand as a terrible awful no-good very bad nu-metal tween in the late '90s. It seemed like there was 1-2 songs I liked at the time from every pop artist: N'Sync ("Tearin' Up My Heart" and "Pop"), Britney (mostly just "Toxic" at the time), etc.