My cat has learned to sit in my lap because a lot of the time I will toss a treat to get her down. She still hasn’t figured out how to use the cat arch yet, the dumbass.
...She answered and heard the terrifying words, “Hi, it’s Donald Trump Dolores Umbridge here.”
This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.
Agreed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of KUWTK but it drives me fucking nuts the way people act like she is single handedly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization. It’s absurd. She and her family are hardly the first people to be famous simply for being beautiful and good at manipulating the…
And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.
K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…
I’d argue going full PC would also hurt the industry by raising the minimum price and being unobtainable for people with lower incomes. Consoles might not be as powerful as PCs but since their hardware is the same and not also supporting a whole OS devs can wring much more out of them. Where a PS4 costs $300 and can…
Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”
It’s not exactly a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it detail, but I loved that when they finally showed Rose being herself, meaning it’s time for Allison Williams to do her best Creepy White Person, she’s eating a deconstructed bowl of Froot Loops. Fucking NYC hipsters.
No—I think the deer was just a bit of foreshadowing. His mom, the decision to try to save grandma, etc.
Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.
well her boobs ARE nice
26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.
Like that classic Kanye line
Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?
Rumor has it they only decided to cast their votes against her once Mitch McConnell made sure the rest of the troops were in line. They only did this for saving face.