That’s fucking adorable.
Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.
I’m this guy
“Bitch I Told U: A Series of Short Essays By Hillary Clinton”
As a Mariners fan, I’ve always had this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Felix would end up with a Yankees World Series ring.
My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…
This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.
Looks good, but we could really use some new media to remind everyone that killing Nazis is the right thing to do.
Cut the woman some slack. It’s very hard to keep hold of a hand that small.
She’s just a Zenyatta main fam:
Not shitty training, finely honed racism.
Not as bad as her butthole did...
+1 could totally happen don’t even hafta be drunk sex is whoopsies sometimes
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