Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Before we go any further: Southwest is definitely not beneath me. United and their garbage are definitely beneath me. Fuck United.

That happened to me in law school! I fainted, fractured my skull, and crawled around in a puddle of blood for ten minutes while shy chinese exchange students pretended to not notice my gurgles for help! EMBARRASSING

Lit caroling:

I love Troy. Him and Abed were the best.

He certainly knows what it takes to survive in this league.

I heard this in Hank Hill’s voice.

I’d watch The Rock and/or Alexandra Daddario do just about anything so this movie is right in my wheelhouse.

He’s the best Twitter follow there is.

Holy shit.

Scala & Kolacny Brothers are trailer music machines. They recorded the Creep cover for The Social Network, California Dreamin’ for San Andreas, Nothing Else Matters for Zero Dark Thirty, and sad versions of just about every other song you can imagine, including this:  

Pretty amazing - but not surprising - that the Browns can somehow find a way to lose on their bye week.

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

Wasn’t he always?

Brandon LaFell plays for the Bengals...

This is getting good. Fischer is either my favorite coach of all time, or the...
no, actually either way he’s my favorite.

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

I’m not saying it’s not an official error. What I’m saying is that coach did a really stupid thing too.

It means that someone near him thought he was a physical danger to himself or others. Involuntary psychiatric holds are a thing. This is very sad and very serious, but it’s probably not Jay calling in the illuminati.

The soundtrack & video editing are the real MVP of this clip. I’m in tears and my coworkers are looking at me funny.