He’s actually what Matt McGorry only thinks he is.

When I was growing up, we could leave a plate of food on the floor, say a quiet “no” to our dog, walk away for 5 minutes and he wouldn’t touch it, he’d just lay down and stare at it. It wasn’t even a training thing, he was just excellent at obeying. My dogs now would have the plate clean before I even got out of the…

Well what have you done with Hillary’s tampering with Bernie’s campaign in cahoots with the DNC? Or her tampering with the debates with CNN? If those didn’t bother you, neither should this.

I’m failing to grasp why wanting to get rid of illegal immigrant gang members and drug dealers is such a horrible thing.

Are people not allowed to have an opinion on something unless they’ve done it, and excelled at it, themselves?

Sure, let’s double down on the reason that the white woman lost to the white man is all about racism. Surely nothing about this vote was people giving a big “fuck you” to the people who blame every minor ill in society on racism or sexual or homophobia, and who never miss the opportunity to scold others about their…

Why are you in disbelief? This vote was a pretty obvious backlash against the special snowflakism and victim culture that has gone mainstream since Obama took over. Middle America is tired of being lectured and sneered at by politically correct snobs.

As opposed to a state like California, with it’s guaranteed 55 Democrat electoral votes?

I wish I had the energy to go back through the Jezebel comments and quote all of the people who were appalled by Donald saying he might not accept the election results. Instead I’ll just leave Ms. Clinton’s own words on the matter:

and by such a small margin

You know, this kind of smug superiority is exactly why Trump won. You have the fucking nerve to apologize on behalf of America? People are sick of this kind of shit and they rose up and made their voices heard tonight. But instead of attempting to understand the why of it, please, continue to navel gaze for the next 4…

So all the people who have threatened to move to Canada won’t be able to do it because your immigration system is like the one Trump wants for the US? God, that is delicious.

I just saw the name Jayk in some article recently.

Well if I’ve learned anything on Jezebel over the past few weeks, it’s that locker room talk of the graphic sexual joke variety is not a real thing. Obviously these commenters are grabbing men’s crotches on a regular basis, they’re outright admitting it in public.

I thought that was the Simpsons?

I love how many stories like this Jezebel has run over the past few months, yet all of the damning stuff in the leaked Hillary emails just gets glossed right over. But yeah, I guess Trump posing with a Playmate at a couple of events is much more serious than Bill Clinton’s $50 million in payments, or Hillary’s team…

I’m pretty sure the words “double standard” are in Jezebel’s mission statement.

Did you really think that the KKK would endorse Hillary instead? And why should any of us care about who endorses who? I’m sure Hillary has plenty of morally repugnant people on her side as well. Birds of a feather, and all that.

but we aren’t special liberal snowflakes that get to get butthurt when the other side does what we do.

I wish they were, that might have made them more palatable. I’m 47, and I can still remember that nasty flavor EXACTLY.