What do you expect? At a time where everyone is crying racism over everything, of course the definition is going to get so bastardized that people would call this cupcake racist. This one is squarely on the shoulders of the liberals.

What Louisiana is doing is exactly what I had to do in Los Angeles when I married my Mexican husband 3 years ago, we both had to provide birth certificates and his had to have a certified translation. I have no idea why this is considered a big deal.

I know you are but what am I?

I had to do exactly this when I got married to a Mexican in California 3 years ago. I also had to provide a copy of our marriage certificate, and each year have to provide proof of our living together to my employer, a fortune 100 company, for insurance purposes.

Thank you. I’m in California and we had to provide birth certificates, as well as a certified translation of my husband’s Mexican Birth certificate. I had to order a new copy of mine from a hospital that no longer exists. We did everything online, I’d be surprised if it took longer than 15 minutes total, and we had…

And you still don’t know the difference between a conversation and a rape? Tragic.

I only made it through the first episode. Those types of shows just always feel self indulgent to me.

Are you sure about that? Blake Lively did have that whole Baby Got Back ordeal.

You being an idiot, a wuss, and an embarrassment to rational thinking people would be other areas where we differ.

Seriously. Where has all of this puritanical pearl clutching been when we’ve had rap music and Howard Stern for the past 2 decades?

Vulgar jokes are not rape. But I’m sure genuine rape victims love to hear you minimizing their experience by equating the two.

Who gets condemned for working with Woody Allen?

Please stop being such a simpleton.