He seems likeable, like the Rob Gronkowski of film, except he seems pretty smart and self-aware.

I don't think "making movies" qualifies Ronald Reagan as having fought in WWII. And LBJ got a commission in the Navy, but mostly only fucked off on the West Coast, except for a couple of combat missions in the South Pacific as a passenger in a bomber (Robert Caro's incredible biography makes it pretty clear that…

Tiny-hand slaps aren't as bad as big-hand slaps, though.

Nice setup, could not resist.

I'm just here pretending to do my phoney-baloney job!

As a baby boomer, I agree, and am suitably ashamed.

"Generation There/They're/Their Confusion"

I did not know that about Buchanan (granted I've never read anything about him). Did he have a rainbow sticker on his horse-and-buggy or something like that?

The weird thing is that they don't look like incestuous hillbillies.

"Ivanka is the primary figure in his mental fap imaging/spank bank."

I think Trump voters don't care how much they suffer under Trump, as long as the people they fear/hate suffer even more.

All of Trump's women, including current wife, ex-wives, and spawn, all look like Barbie dolls to me. Plastic.

"What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's YOUR MIND"

You left out spice spam.

Do as I say, not as I do!

I think they have locker rooms at country clubs, too, where you change into silly looking clothes for golfing. They probably don't smell like a football or basketball locker room.

Side 2 of Abbey Road does it for me.

I think we also got a pretty good episode of My Name is Earl out of it, too, although several years after the fact.

Worse than that, it's the Ustashi that owns the theater!

Guess I need to get my troll-dar calibrated.