My guess is Sidney Poitier.

Whenever I'm in line at the inconvenience store and the clerk asks if I want to buy a lottery ticket, I loudly proclaim (if there's anyone else in line, that is) the I pay enough taxes as it is, and I'm not going to get suckered into paying a voluntary tax on stupidity.

Until they re-animate the corpse of Trump University.

there’s the gorgeous Mercedes-Benz S600, which pulls 523 horsepower from a 6.0 liter V12 engine that can go from zero to 60 in only 4.5 seconds. Available in 17 different shades of gray and black, the S600 can be yours for only $170,750.
Crack pipe.
Oh wait, wrong website.

It was really $130 million, not $13 million. April Fool!

True, this was well before Reagan destroyed the unions in America, so they still had a lot of stroke.

The MI6 script called for him to act as a bow-and-arrow wielding assassin, and he doesn't want to be typecast.

It's a cookbook.

Maybe should have prefaced your first sentence with "Interestingly enough," and we would have all accepted that.

Allegations from beyond the grave carry even more weight.

Like her daughter Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh had an incredible body and needed no stand in. But it was a different era….

In the USAF, we use a lot of civilian terms, such as you mentioned, but we also have some of our very own—-"battle rhythm," "weaponeering," "downnrange," etc. This is the AF Civil Engineer, not Air Combat Command. Not a lot of battles fought or weapons discharged in our agency.

But now your dad is president of the USA, and everything is coming up roses?

In Bulverde, actually, but I work at Lackland AFB. Wine 101 in Bulverde is my hangout.
Which Taco Cabana?

Here in San Antonio, they're paired with Schlotzky's sandwich shops, kinda like KFC/Taco Bell has done.

Yeah, if he had gone to college.

Willie Nelson's, too!

"Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats."

I have loved this fucking movie since seeing it in the theater when it was first released. Still watch it once or twice a year. I was hoping there would be an article during Chicago week about this one. Great shots (one at the beginning of water falling that Wachowskis stole for The Matrix)
"I am the last guy in the…

You mean the house or AV Club?