I'm sure it will be, eventually.

"There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God!"

I think "calves the size of cantaloupes" on the Mexican drug smugglers.

Well, I imagine that the salary of a state representative in Iowa doesn't approach anywhere near six figures, so 'career' may be a reach. Hell, TX state legislators only get $41,000 dollars per two year term, and most of that is per diem while they're in session. Of course, that doesn't take into account the graft…

"my time was better spent smoking weed."
This is ALWAYS the right answer.

Yep, that's good old Salvatore. One of my favorite movies/books.

If you really wanted to impress with your brainpower, you would major in Gyro Gearloose.

Geoscientist usually connotes a wider range of earth science disciplines, including such things as soil scientist or meteorologist (not the ones on the local news but actual climate scientists) or oceanographer. Geologist is more specific, basically the earth (as in rock), with a wide variety of sub-specialties…

Maybe he CLEP-ed out on a lot of them.

According to him, he attended for three years. According to the university's records, he attended for one year. So I imagine no degree.

I have my Certificate of Ordination from the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. (This is a real Lebowski-related thing).

Another reason is that it was a self-portrait.

Can I have extra cheese, please? Also, Chicago cut.

The jet planes I drew in the margins of my spiral notebook should be worth that, too.

The way things are going, we're all going to be Kansas, and sooner rather than later.

Didn't Sarah Palin's college career play out that way?

I took a communications class in college. My takeaway was "if you can't communicate, at least shut the fuck up."

"astro-physics, geo-physics and mathematics"
Astrophysics and geophysics are spelled as one word, which this cockgoblin should know if he actually studied them. At least he didn't fuck up "mathematics."
—-Me, a geoscientist.

Takes a lot of guts to start one of those.

I wonder if they served well-done Trump steaks at that Sizzler.