I'm out of my element.

I'm still trying to figure out "wallpaper." There's no walls!

Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the illiterate, motherfucker.

Department of Defensiveness, very nice. I'm stealing that (for future use at my DoD job).

"I'll suck your cock for a cabinet position."

I wonder if his favorite Creedence song is "Fortunate Son."

Hell, I can get you a finger by 3 o'clock this afternoon… a short, vulgar finger.

Fuck it Dude. Let's go trolling.

Perfect movie-script-to-reality synergy.

What if six turned out to be nine?
Well, I wouldn't mind.

Crunchy, Puff, or Flaming Hot?

As well as containing the medicine you need to treat opioid-induced constipation.

To get back at him, you should send him the 3 Doors Down complete box set of CDs (or 8-tracks).

Saw this twice with Soviet Backfire bombers, once in the Indian Ocean and once in the Sea of Japan. the IO occurrence was the coolest, we were con-repping the Enterprise and they flew over us at over the mach, we did an emergency breakaway and CVN-65 launched her ready-alert F-14s to chase the Backfires. I think the…

During my recent visit, it was so cool to just stand out on the front porch with my nephew burning a blunt as every one drove by out on the street, including the cops, without having to even think about keeping it cool. I can die happy now.

My first visit to the ancestral homeland in 25 years occurred in January 2002. My cousin took me over to the Pats pro shop and I bought a Tedi Bruschi jersey, which I still own despite the fact that it's a little tight on me now. This was the week before the Tuck Rule game. While I was there, a retired player (I'm…

Yep, if the Cubs and the Cavs and Trump can win, I don't see why the Falcons can't. Cats lie down with dogs!

Never forget that they also let Dan Majkowski go to the Packers as well.

I had a buddy who lived in Atlanta for a couple of years, and he did not bring a fandom for the Falcons (or any other Atlanta pro team) back to Texas when he returned.

I wonder how he stretches out for those complex chords with those tiny little hands.