I’m cool with the car chases and explosions in a Michael Bay directed Transformers movie. I’m not cool with the racist jokes, sexist jokes, dick & fart jokes, Autobots literally pissing on other characters, in-your-face product placement, and plots that make zero sense in a Michael Bay directed Transformers movie.

What a shit-head.

This show felt so cheap.

“It’s possible that Disney could delay several upcoming releases, including MCU movies, future Disney+ TV series and multiple live-action remakes of classic Disney animated films.”

ESRB: “Hey, we just scanned your face, and it looks like you’re too young to play Call of Duty. Come back when you’re older.”

I feel like a potential Spider-Man 4, starring Maguire and directed by Raimi, would be a bad idea right now. I’m all for Maguire showing up in future Spider-verse movies as a cameo/supporting character (he’s been rumored to show up Secret Wars), but please no more standalone Maguire/Raimi movies, please? I just want…

Every day with Elon. EVERY. DAY.

Wasn’t this show (The Boys) created to lampoon the over-saturation and over-monetization of superheroes in pop culture? I mean the last few seasons of The Boys have openly mocked Disney’s corporatization of The MCU, and Warner Bros mis-handling of the DC Universe.

Hot Toys whenever they use real cloth for a figure instead of sculpted rubber or plastic:

I saw one of Musk’s defenders on Twitter this morning claim that everything will be called “X”. A basic post? X. A reply to someone else? X. Retweet? X. Quote Tweet? X. They claimed “It’s so simple, it’s genius.” which immediately reminded me of this:

When they announced this thing, I assumed it was going to be like a Backbone. Two halves of a controller that you can slot around a compatible phone or tablet. I didn’t think they’d split a Duel Sense in half and permanently weld it to an 8 inch screen. This just seems like a product design straight out of 2014.

So... why not start your own social media website and call it X.com? Why spend $44 billion on an established company, with a world-renowned brand identity, and throw away the branding? It would be like a billionaire buying McDonalds, and immediately replacing the golden arches logo with something else.

Elon Musk in 1999, paying way too much money for a single character URL:

“Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal came out three years ago”

My local Ford dealer has 16 Mustang Mach-Es in stock. The cheapest, bare-bones one costs $48K and the most expensive one costs $73,000.

George Lucas in preproduction: “Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so it wouldn’t make sense if everything is written in English. Here is one of several alien alphabets and letters I’ve invented that the characters and aliens in Star Wars would use.”

I remember going to see The Dark Knight on opening day with a packed crowd. So we’re at the truck chase scene. It’s exciting. Everybody in the audience is on the edge of their seat. Batman appears on the Batpod, and launches towards the Joker’s 18-wheeler. He fires some tow cables at the truck’s nose, snakes beneath…

Yup. Taco Bell when Del Taco tries to run a Taco Tuesday sale in January:

“How can anyone Live Más if they’re not allowed to freely say ‘Taco Tuesday?’ It’s pure chaos.”

Secret Invasion definitely feels like it was originally a Captain Marvel movie that got hastily rejiggered into a Nick Fury TV show. And honestly after the way the first Captain Marvel movie wrapped-up, I think I would have preferred a sequel that explored Carol’s relationship with Talos and the rest of the Skrulls…