“Tonight on FOX News: Why wanting to have sex with your own children isn’t weird. It’s actually very cool. Only the best and most normal people want to bang their kids.”

Texas Republicans: “Texas is awesome. Everybody else is just jealous. Nobody runs a state better than us. In fact, we should secede from the US.”

Do they check your photo ID at the gas pumps at your local Costco? At mine they just have me swipe my membership card at the pump, before paying. They don’t have employees at the gas pumps checking people’s IDs.

Speaking as a Costco member, I don’t think the deals are good enough to warrant committing fraud. Other stores like Amazon regularly match or beat their prices on electronics, toys and clothes. I suppose if you’re buying in bulk (10 pound sacks of potatoes, 5 pounds of macaroni, 20 pounds of beef) the savings become…

Movie studios when I was a kid: “I don’t know, guys. Do you think audiences are really asking for another Superman movie?”

So is ChatGPT the new NFT? As in it’s the new tech trend that very few people understand, but it made a handful of early adopters ridiculously wealthy, and everybody else is hopping onto the bandwagon so they can get rich too? But many of the people have no idea what it is?

Zelda’s voice: “Link. I’ve been imprisoned by Ganondorf. You must rescue me.”

Speaking as someone who spent a summer in his teens working at Home Depot... someone is going to poop in that toilet.

This is solid casting.

Thousands of standard Twitter users: “Hey Elon! There’s an ammunition supplier in Michigan with a Twitter account, and he’s posting photos of ammo bags with the names and photos of pro-vaccine doctors printed on the bag. This is clearly a violent threat. We’ve reported the tweet, but it’s been a couple days and the…

AI is a great tool when used in moderation. From the sound of things, Paul McCartney and his team had some really crusty recordings of John Lennon doing vocals for a track, and they used AI to erase all the ambient noise and isolate his vocals. That sounds like an excellent application for AI.

It is just an extraordinarily shitty time to be a professional VFX artist/animator. When you aren’t being hounded by persnickety producers and directors who don’t know what they want, and are forcing you to do endless revisions (for free) on a small handful of shots, until the literal last minute of production, you’re…

I suppose some executive at Marvel Studios will try to spin this as “The AI-generated intro sequence fits the show’s theme of inhuman invaders with bad intentions trying to impersonate the good guys”... but even if the move fits in with the show thematically, it’s still shitty. You’re still taking away a paycheck from…

Meanwhile a Twitter account for an ammunition supplier in Michigan, run by a Libertarian anti-vaxxer, posted a photo of a sack of bullets with Dr. Peter Hotez’ name and picture on it. And despite the photo being reported as a violent threat literally thousands of times, Elon won’t take it down.

Yeah, the dilemma with Roiland is a little different from Middleditch. Middleditch was gross; he groped some woman in a club and sent her some dirty text messages. But as soon as the accusation surfaced, he owned up to it, apologized to the woman, and immediately disappeared from public eye.

This past weekend Muschietti was asked why so many of the film’s VFX looked so, well, bad. This movie spent an uncomfortable amount of time in the uncanny valley. This includes subtle CG scenes where Ezra Miller was acting against another actor with Miller’s CG head superimposed over his own, and really overt CG…

So can you, uh, drop a Domino’s delivery pin in a sewer?

You gotta love how Michael Bay looked at designs like this

So my question after watching this episode was did the mother plan to confess all along? When the son and his girlfriend announced their plans to make a documentary on the killings, the mother (who we later learn participated in the murders) was incredibly eager to participate. She was happy to be interviewed on…

I loved M:I Fallout, so I’m ridiculously excited for this, but I’m certainly apprehensive about the ‘Part One’ portion of the title. We’ve already had two ‘Part One’ sequels this summer (Across the Spider-verse and Fast X), and both movies had cliffhanger endings. I don’t know if I’m ready for a third.