I saw some paid blue check dork on Twitter react to this news by saying “Good on them! This is what happens when you try to shove your woke agenda down everyone’s throat!”
My very conservative, Limbaugh-listening father passed away last summer. I remember in the weeks following his passing, I helped settle his affairs: cancelling his cell phone service, closing bank accounts, etc. and I had to do a lot of it by email. My dad got so much junk email from Trump. I spent several days just…
From what I’ve seen Hoult is probably the strongest acting choice, amongst those three... but I can’t imagine that guy playing Superman unless he can somehow put on, like, 50 pounds of muscle.
This series is so weird.
I’ve flown on three airlines this year: Jet Blue, Delta and United. Jet Blue and Delta both had the headrest TV screens and free (slow) WiFi and fast (paid) WiFi. United, meanwhile, had no headrest screens and they wanted to charge me $12 for “email speed” WiFi.
Barbasol HQ 1993: “Hey, Universal Pictures needs a shaving cream can for a scene in one of their movies. Should I say yes?”
I remember last year, after Ezra Miller departed reality, coming across a non-ironic posting from an internet fanboy who cried “Why is it okay for DC actors to break the law and get away with it?! If the guy who played Iron Man or Thanos broke the law, they’d be out of a job ASAP!”
My comment wasn’t aimed at movies in general. It was targeting the languishing Terminator franchise which, every couple of years, receives a new installment (a direct sequel to Terminator 2) which performs worse than its predecessors, fails to make back its budget, and the Terminator rights are promptly sold to another…
The year is 2086. We have flying cars, people live on the moon, and Hollywood is still making Terminator sequels that nobody asked for.
The game never looked good. The developers could never come up with an exciting way to describe the gameplay: “You’re Gollum, and you do... Gollum things. Like crawling around caves in a loin cloth.” The graphics looked dated four years ago, when they first announced the game, and since then the graphics somehow got…
I’m seeing record levels of this from Musk’s supporters this morning:
So that announcement was a disaster. Twitter’s servers couldn’t handle all the traffic, and Twitter Spaces repeatedly crashed. Musk’s and DeSantis’ defenders are already claiming that the servers only crashed because of the “unprecedented” number of people attempting to join the meeting. It was like 500,000-600,000…
I feel like a smart politician who desperately wants to be President would’ve distanced themselves from this controversy a long time ago. But Ronny the Rat can’t let it go. How many more times can this guy shoot himself in the foot before there’s no foot left to shoot?
Some random left-leaning voice: “It’s 2023. We should have, like, flying cars and universal healthcare. Instead it’s like we’re still in the middle ages. Housing prices are insane, healthcare costs are insane, and I can barely afford to pay the gas bill for my stove.”
To be fair, Fry Sauce typically has more ingredients than just ketchup and mayo. Most of the time they throw some finely diced veggies in there too. But every restaurant seems to have their own recipe.
Part of me is super hyped for Beetlejuice 2. I love the original movie. It’s weird, profane, darkly funny, and one of these weird 80's movies that inexplicably spawned a kids Saturday morning cartoon. The Beetlejuice movie is about a dead couple who employs a demon-for-hire to kick some yuppies out of their house, but…