Cybertruck Owners Club

Me yesterday: “Oh no! Now I won’t get to play COD on my PS5!”

I get the impression that 90% of the people there don’t actually think they look cool. They know they look like dorks, but they’ve already dumped too much money into this trend, and they’re too proud to admit how they really feel.

Literally anybody else: “Thanks for the golden parachute, Microsoft! Imma go buy a private island and be a horny freak for the rest of my days!”

I hear you. I understand that Sony is a company that needs to make money like everybody else, and they can act like greedy bastards in the process. (I immediately think back to the big story from last week, where the creator of Days Gone roasted Sony for refusing to greenlight a sequel to his game even though it sold…

Daniel Radcliffe after finishing the Harry Potter movies, and realizing he’s got a hundred million bucks in the bank:

And there goes the only part of this deal I liked.

Sony: “So, there’s this game developer we’ve been working with for like ten years. Almost every game they’ve made during that time has been a PlayStation exclusive. They like us. We like them. We thought about it for a long time, and after a lot of thinking we’ve decided to make it official. Welcome to the PlayStation…

That sounds like a sure-fire way to get ass pennies.

Somebody should tell Bobby that bosses who regularly go out of their way to cover up their employees’ disgusting and potentially criminal behavior, look like guilty participants in the public eye.

“What if in the future everyone can fly? What if there is no hunger? What if humanity has eradicated disease and poverty? That future is why I spent $5,000 on a GIF of cartoon monkey sniffing its own poop.”

Yes, the G4 comment section is a sexist cesspool, but am I the only one who remembers when TechTV rebranded to G4? Seemingly overnight, that cable channel went from “Here’s Leo LaPorte and Patrick Norton teaching you how to set up WiFi in your house” to “Here’s Kevin Pereira making dick & fart jokes while Olivia Munn…

I am not vegetarian/vegan, but I’d be willing to try this out of curiosity. I would not be surprised if, in 20-30 years, it becomes much cheaper to grow meat in a lab than to buy it from a butcher. I really do believe most of the processed meat we will eat, will be lab-grown.

I look forward to seeing half of these movies in 2023 after another COVID variant pushes their release dates back.

“Before I complete your purchase, can I sign you up for Game Informer or sell you this JPEG of Crash Bandicoot?”

Days Gone just felt half-baked. It had some fun ideas (giant hoards of zombies, rationing gas for the bike, crafting, etc) but you had to wade through a lot of mediocrity on the way. I just remember the game would give me one mission that felt very well-balanced, with some clever gameplay elements thrown in that made…

Sony: “We can’t make enough PS5s to meet the demand! Customers are pissed!”

Agreed. This is the first thing Logan Paul has done that hasn’t made me wish I could punch him in the face.