Evil Matrix Robot #1: “So hey, we made a deal with that Neo guy. We promised to end the human-robot war as long as he kills Agent Smith and himself. But it turns out Neo and his girlfriend’s love generates an insane amount of energy, so we’re going to secretly sneak him back into the Matrix so they can keep creating…

I drive a soon-to-be 15 year old Jeep and I spend a lot of time browsing for new cars online at local dealerships, and literally every new car I’ve looked at over the last two months has a minimum $3,000 market adjustment fee.

An animator who just graduated from college working on their first movie: “Oh boy! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to see my name in the credits!”

So we’ve arrived at the point where Chinese clickbait mobile game companies are making Spider-Man and Elsa videos.

At least buy them a drink first.

I was walking through Walmart yesterday, and I saw something for the first time: an OLED Switch in the wild. And for a brief moment I considered buying it... but then I remembered it’s functionally the same Switch I have at home, with a slightly bigger and darker screen. So I didn’t buy it.

I don’t think Epic had to create many assets from scratch for this demo. I imagine they were able to borrow the Neo and Trinity models from one of the dozen-plus VFX houses who worked on the new Matrix movie, and the city and car models from any number of other projects in Epic’s back catalogue.

This may be a controversial opinion, but while I didn’t love this live-action Cowboy Bebop series, I enjoyed it a lot more than Netflix’s Witcher series, and that show got renewed.

I think NFTs, in concept, could work. I work in digital design and I can definitely see a future where artists aren’t selling physical art prints, but instead licensed digital copies of their artwork.

When I was a kid, I never had two *official* controllers for any system. It was always one official controller (the one that came in the box with the system) and at least one off-brand, Mad Catz-style controller. And it’s because my parents would walk into Toys ‘R Us to buy a Nintendo, and when presented with the…

Oh boy, I am all sorts of sick-and-tired of grown up YouTubers whose thumbnails always look like this:

This whole relationship felt like a failed publicity stunt. Nothing about it seemed genuine. It was like watching two aliens trying to convince everybody that they were A) human and B) in love. It didn’t work.

Earlier this year I saw two 30-something dudebros nearly get into a fistfight at Walmart because they both wanted the last pack of Pokémon cards. I’m seeing people on eBay trying to flip unopened Pokémon card packs for tens of thousands of dollars.

Two weeks ago — Xbox says it’s “reconsidering” its relationship with Bobby Kotick.

This morning a couple gaming sites released gameplay footage of Spider-Man in the Avengers game, and it just feels like a lesser-than substitute of Insomniac’s Spider-Man.

I don’t get Pete Davidson. He isn’t bad on SNL, but he isn’t particularly memorable either. He isn’t much of an impressionist, he doesn’t have any recurring characters (like Stefan, Church Lady, Matt Foley, etc) and I can’t remember anything he’s done on the show. But over the last few months dude’s been giving…

After the vote, Gosar shakily retreated to his office, and filmed a slurry, shaky video message for all his followers on GETTR:

Me watching Ghostbusters as a kid: “Wow, Ray got so scared by that lady ghost, his pants flew off!”

So it turns out he’s a greedy prick who also mistreats women? Is he trying to run for President or something?

Every time I think about Batman & Robin, I remember watching the red carpet world premiere for the movie on ‘E!’