While I am looking forward to see how Levar Burton performs on the show, some of his fans need to temper their enthusiasm. I remember the day Alex Trebek died, Levar Burton’s fans were already calling on him to replace Alex. The sheets were still warm.

Reviewer: “Don’t you hate it when great things are consistently great?”

Ah yes, the old adage: “Never pay full price for an Ubisoft game, because it’s only going to cost $20 in six months.”

Ah yes, the old adage: “Never pay full price for an Ubisoft game, because it’s only going to cost $20 in six months.”

And isn’t the girl in that video clip an actual porn star?

I wonder if these same people reacted similarly insane when Trump tweeted masturbatory messages about the stock market, and took aim at his “haters and losers” on solemn patriotic holidays.

My first reaction: “When’s the release date?!?”

I live in a red state and live around, and am in some cases related to, plenty of Trump voters. There were so many times between 2016 and 2020 when Trump did absolutely evil things, and I turned to those Trump voters in my life and asked “How is this acceptable?!” and every time they responded “Trump may not be the…

I’m just going to say it: if you’re the kind of guy who spends 50% of your day getting swoll at the gym, and the other 50% reminding everyone that you’re straight, I will assume that you’re about as straight as this rainbow colored slinky.

I’ve always firmly been in the camp of “the original console always looks better.” Every time a console manufacturer releases a redesign, and they make the console a little smaller and slimmer, I don’t like it.

Ellen’s letter reminds me of a teacher at my high school who got busted for having an affair with a student. He hurriedly resigned before the school could fire him, and he tried to make it sound like leaving was his idea, and completely unrelated to that whole sex with a minor thing.

I just never got how James Franco got so big. I always felt like he played one type of character exceptionally well: the male bimbo. And everything else he played was super one note. Spider-Man, that first Planet of the Apes movie, and even that Tommy Wiseau movie. The guy’s performances just aren’t... great. Don’t…

Utah Senator Derrin Owens, wishing to appear as anti-racist as possible, tells the three black women on the call “You people are beautiful” and then brags about taking secret photos of black children in the supermarket checkout line.

Gamers 2021: “Pffst, you can’t instantly reattach a severed limb by pouring medicine on it. Resident Evil is so unrealistic now.”

I’m still not buying Hitman 3 until they release it on Steam.

“We believe that people will confuse anything named ‘Diablo’ with our IP. It’s not like there are other characters within pop culture named Diabl...”

Could’ve been worse.

Unfortunately for studios, gamers have a preponderance of high quality games to choose from. During a game sale I can get God of War, GTA V, The Witcher 3, The Last of Us and one of the recent Assassin’s Creed games for $10. Sure they’re all a few years old, but they’re still amazing games with hundreds of hours of…

I bet he could’ve gotten more in trade-in credit.

Pretty much.

Me at the beginning of the pandemic: “I guess I could buy a couple of LEGO sets to pass the time.”

Me at the beginning of the pandemic: “I guess I could buy a couple of LEGO sets to pass the time.”