Well, Blue Oyster Cult owes a ton to that hastily-researched sketch, since anybody is talking about Blue Oyster Cult at all in 2015.

- Kelly Leak

Booooooo!

"He came across as douchebag right off the bat, which I thought was the filmmakers' intention. "

Oh, yes, I love that one.

The Dunkin' Donuts I used to work at did the same thing.

That would make sense. I think Torn just sold it so well that it sounded like Artie's own thing.

Oh, my mistake then. I thought it was invented for the show. He must have been putting in grapefruit juice in that case, but I remember Larry complaining about too much salt.

Rip Torn's Salty Dog from Larry Sanders. Vodka and a shit ton of salt.

That's nothing compared to this comprehensive list of all the ways Gilligan fucked up. http://www.whatsitsgalore.c…

Late '70s/early '80s movies don't age well at all.

She left the desk in the sequel!

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!

I'm not attempting to persuade you one way or the other, I swear. For me, sometimes it gets downright uncomfortable watching The Gang do their thing. However, I take a pretty optimistic view of the show; it sounds counterintuitive, but I think they're showing us how good we can be by showing us how awful we can be.…

Of course in fairness, I wasn't tainted by a lot of attention to the movie either.

What don't you like about Always Sunny? (Purely out of curiosity, as it's one of my favorites.)

(I wouldn't presume to argue preferences with people, so that's not where I'm going with this.) How many times have you watched the original movie? I remember being severely underwhelmed when I first saw the movie a few years ago, but found myself referencing it out of nowhere more and more as time went on, until I…

Honestly, I would've found it hilarious if they actually let her be pregnant with no explanation.

No, he married a murderer.

You must have loved library class.