"I'll see you again in twenty-five….er, six…years."

Came to make that point. You made it perfectly. Thanks Billy.

Couldn't agree more. Rockwell for president.

That opinion is off the wall!

Can I call you Car?

Me too, kid. Me too.

Ever see the movie version of Frost/Nixon? I'd be like Sam Rockwell planning out exactly what he's going to say to Nixon, then clamming up and stammering when he actually meets him.

It's true…

So Shearer has literally been phoning it in for the past several years?

Then her address is that much more permanent.

Who said chivalry is dead?

Indeed, "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award" was fantastic.

Ayoooooooooo!

Counterpoint: He more or less discovered Kevin Hart.

Oh god, Cecily Strong is gorgeous. I'd start a conversation with her even if she was the girl you wouldn't want to start a conversation with.

I watch sports most often by far on cable, which I think explains why most of the spots I've seen LeBron in are very him-heavy.

I saw Amy Schumer at Oddball in Hartford (no, the year after the Chappelle debacle - he actually gave a redemption performance at this one), and she was wearing a jumpsuit with her face on it after Hannibal wore one with his face on it.

The last time I was at a strip club, one of the dancers started lightly scratching my back in a circle while she was propositioning me. It felt awesome. She was asking for $40 for a private dance, but I seriously considered giving her $20 just to have her keep scratching my back for 10 minutes. That 20-second period…

That a challenge?

I feel like having intercourse with Amy Schumer would be a good experience.