I only hope Coma-Doof Warrior officiated.

That's fucking adorable.

It's fantastic.

Unless you had two kids with her to replace the victims, it wasn't worth it!

He did the Dancing Bin Ladens post-9/11 too, in part because of the "Taliban banned music" thing. At one point they blew on envelopes covered with white powder.

To be honest, making OJ jokes seemed so absurd that it made it funnier to me.

"You can be my Han Solo, you could follow me wherever I go"

Wouldn't be the first time…

"No, I am your father."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Oh..really? Huh. I could've sworn I was…"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Oh, it's settled then. My bad. Sorry about your hand."

That's some solid Empire synergy.

Watching TV alone.

I agree - the show even kind of called Fox out on it with:

Awful School is Awful Rich

I have the MLB.TV app which I really like, too. And cost-wise, it's a bargain - NBA League Pass costs nearly twice as much (from what I can remember the last time I looked).

Sorry, I have this problem where I feel like 95% of internet comments are negative or snarky or critical.

I don't think it's just you, it's become pretty popular to be cynical about commentators.

Never seen The Devils?

I wouldn't think you're a drunk anyway. I enjoy going to the bar to watch a game.

"In addition to our regular coverage and NFL Field Pass on Fox, we also invite you to visit our website to find our alternate stream: Chaps Pinching Pigskin."

I like Awful Announcing. They reach a little too often for my liking, but overall I like that they exist. Same deal with Deadspin.