Some of our site still survives today (it's awful):

He did around 10 years ago, I'm not sure if he's stayed as slim though.

Hey man, whatever BDH wants, you do.

"JurasSUCK Park"
- my friend on JPIII, on the movie review site we and one other ran on Angelfire in 10th grade

The A.V. Club
God, that reference would be obscure on any other website.

Something something meta commentary on "Jaws"?

In fairness, when two straight men only get to choose between Laura Dern and Richard Attenborough, it's clear which one they'll pick.

All right, all right, bad example.

Especially in me!

Yeah…old-school CGI is so much more effective than today's.

What are you, some kind of secret agent?

Yeah, Laura Dern wore pretty much normal clothing in the original and I wasn't distracted one way or the other.

I feel like if they restricted as much as they could of the "forced sharing" into the post-credits scenes, they'd be much better for it. Let the movie be the movie, then let a 1-minute teaser at the end of the credits set up the connections. That way it's not getting in the way of everything else.

I have this weird desire for my own wake, to install a device that makes my arm lift up and wave out of the casket from time to time.

"I've got some free time!" - Adrian Peterson

Yeah, that's what I figured you meant.

The first Matrix is a non-deep movie about a deep concept, I figure.

Yet the movie is named after Tommy Lee Jones's character (essentially). It wouldn't be the same if they got rid of TLJ.

Blanks and Cosby's penis probably go hand in hand by now

Is this thread an Inventory for "good substitute teacher movies" or something?