Nope…but you did!

Adam Schefter of ESPN every so often posts pictures of his "The Longest Yard" royalty checks, often under $1.00 each.

Ooh….imagine if the number of the day was 11.

Where they showed the numbers in the night sky in a like, firework fashion?

The vowels are not what they seem.

Madeline Kahn is the hottest female comedian of all time (and to dampen the sexism a little bit, I'm including actually being funny in this declaration).

There were two Gordons, I believe. And the first wasn't there long.

I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively relieve myself from participation in this thread.

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you've come to the wrong website, Mr. Positive

I mean…there's a reason he played a total order-following dumbass in "A Few Good Men…"

Not to mention all the stupid fake internet memes that purport Bill Cosby to be saying ignorant things.

YOUR A MORON

" Imagine if, in the middle of a tense scene in the White household on Breaking Bad, Walter Jr. held up a box of cereal and talked about how it was part of a nutritious breakfast."

While I was in college, CollegeHumor stole my idea from their comments that "Forrest Gump" would've been 20 minutes long if Forrest had a cell phone.

Yeah, well my friend thought of the internet.

The only thing that really drives me nuts about McKinnon is her over-the-top Ellen impersonation. But then again, Ellen's talk show persona is over-the-top too. At least, I consider any crowd of middle-aged white women dancing horribly to be over-the-top.

I get your point, but I'm not sure she was a "pressure" hire. They waited to hire black women until they could make a cold open about it last year.

Except for those who regularly do crosswords.

Surprising it's shutting down, being sentient and all.

The headline on ESPN.com's front page today referred to "Grantland's Simmons" being suspended for three weeks.