Chicken legs always look really good in cartoons.

On my way to the big city for a business trip. Never, ever left Mandrake Falls before, ain't that a pip?

Rosebane.

My wife used to guilt-vigilante in her sleep!

Or "Fucker came out of nowhere!!!!!"

Yeah, right, there are films superior to "Sister Act 2." Nice try, short stuff.

Which, speaking of, Michael Stipe and some other musicians appeared in.

"I totally bought that she was a strung out ho-bag."

WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?

Or Adam Dunn in Dallas Buyers Club.

The beer though? Shitty.

What about quintessential John Cuasck? High Fidelity?

I did enjoy 1408

The judges would've accepted "Grundlefly"

What would you say is his last good movie?

The (Unzipped) Fly

That dude hits homers, though. Like it's his job.

I loved how California Pete walked in like McLovin wearing the Aladdin vest.

Yeah, I think Conan got jobbed. Although: even though you can debate the legitimacy of his "Tonight Show" ratings, he still has those ratings on his "permanent record."

Forget Paris ^