“But rest assured that if we ever get control of the federal government, we will start passing federal laws to control your life that we claimed were the sole province of the states.”

Counterproposal: Tax large pedestrians.

I believe that is a gold and gem encrusted grill he has on in that first picture and not the worst case of plaque the world has ever known.

I think he is wearing some sort of caps.

I briefly thought the same thing, but closer examination reveals that he is, in fact, wearing grills.

No need. He can afford crystal encrusted grills. 

He’s wearing grills. They’re really creepy-looking though for sure.

I believe that's a grill, the jewel encrusted removable caps rappers wore around the turn of the millennium. I didn't get scary myself but to each their own. I got more of the "ugly but acts and dresses extra because of it". Like a pick-up artist type.

He’s just wearing a grill, they are basically a fake pair of teeth that go over the real pair.

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

Yesterday’s dirt bag - Billy Ray Groomed his Fiance that he Met When She was 18

The list of other names Firerose considered going with when she changed her name was found scribbled on the back of an Applebee’s napkin:

- Trashorange

The worst may be replacing some ball joints and control arms, but those repairs are far cheaper on this truck than it would be on a VW Golf.

I will be the first to admit that I don’t really “get” getting engaged in the first place (in as much as it depends on a formal proposal, mostly because I’ve always thought it was weird that women start wearing a ring that tells others they’re almost off the market, but engaged men don’t typically), but I especially…

don’t forget that Jason also waited until Olivia was on stage giving a talk to a large audience to have a process server give her custody papers (in front of everyone).

Everything’s special when it comes with a blowjob. 

Serious question.

All I want to know is WHAT MAKES THE SALAD DRESSING SPECIAL?

i’m looking into getting one, how was the recovery time and were there any fears/worries about the procedure?

My parents came to the US from South America in the 70’s. So we were always having family/friends to California for a visit. Part of the touring was always going to see the Queen Mary, retired ship and presently a hotel. It kinda looks like the Titanic when you squint.