I have a story from this summer- I’ve been waiting for this post to come so I can share it.

I posted this a few years ago, but I don’t think more than 2 people read it. So here it is again!

Three things to know about my dad:

The Watcher

I submitted this last year, but it got buried.

Oh, I’m a bit late but hopefully this will still get seen.

This isn’t a story so much as an account of a strange time in my life. I originally wrote it up for a true horror anthology, so sorry if it’s a bit long!

“Tales from an ER Laboratory”

Something like that happened to me in Nigeria. Rural road, cart came out of nowhere. I’d only been in the country a few weeks, but I was with a guy who’d lived there for a decade and he was yelling at me to gun it. Apparently it’s a somewhat common kidnapping scheme. You hit the cart, stop to see what happened, and…

The closest I’ve been able to figure out is to sort comments by Newest, then each time you check in, read until you hit one you read before. Not perfect, but saved me some time.

So I’m a dude, and a couple years back I went on a Tinder date with a woman who had just joined the app. She seemed normal at first, but after talking for an hour or two in person she started to give off that vibe that some isolated homeschooled kids have (not that it’s a bad thing), but basically like they haven’t…

OK, there is something about having a mundane object, like a shopping cart, popping up in a place that is not logical, a remote country road, that really is creepy as hell.

Posted this last year way too late and it got lost:

So what he has tattoos? Big whoop! If this is all they got they really have nothing to offer the voters. Oz has been an unmitigated disaster, and a total buffoon who has no idea what he is talking about and is on the same level of cringe and embarrassment as Walker is. 

mArRiAgE iS a SAcReD iNsTitUTioN 🤪🤡

Hypocrites gonna be hypocritical , xtian magical sanctity of marriage and family unit values what?

They sell frozen pucks of crumby, chicken jello at Costco. Just like the lunch lady would make...

I gotta imagine this is close

I’m with you on this one...although I think it’s probably a bit too pricey at $6,500 (unfortunately, there’s no button for “NP at $5k or under”).

And can you imagine just how deeply you will embarrass your daughter when you show up with this in the car line at her middle school? Or how much you will enjoy it?