That’s only partially true. Motors are in the seats (I mean, they almost always are) but the car’s ECU or similar module controls the seat. I can’t think of any manufacturer that includes a computer *in* the seat, just perhaps a circuit board.

I was sorta on board until I had a BMW with its creepily named GENTLEMAN MODE (I think some Lexuses have it, too). It’s a button that allows you to adjust the passenger seat by using the driver’s seat controls.

See. Maybe I’m different than the average Jalop. When you’re buying this car, you’re paying $10k for a 2001 Mustang and $18k for the ability to talk and show off your unique car.

Rob, I gotta thank you. This article was the first major laugh I’ve had in a while.

You have put more thought into this comment than any of the engineers at GM put into the Cavalier. 

That’s what I’m hoping here. The seller made a typo on the listing 😆

Oh, the horror. How dare these teens try to get a vaccine with…(checks notes)…totally minimal side effects? 🙄

There seems to be a part missing to this story, which also seems unnecessarily, well, mean, just because these folks were entertainers.

Bethlehem! Where they wait at 720am at the end of Main St for the 730am parking rules to go in effect and then it’s game on.

In my part of (not rural) PA, I see a few postal JLUs and parking enforcement JKUs that are right hand drive. Seems unnecessary. The parking enforcement ones especially; but your tax dollars at work I guess. 

Wrong. The Sonic’s dash was the only redeeming quality that car had. Fight me.

Yeah, agreed. There needs to be a more reasonable amount of time - 15 minutes? 30? Something where the average person wouldn’t be caught off guard or indisposed by needing to return to their vehicle immediately. 

Holy cow 😲 I couldn’t imagine feeding two teenagers! My six year old already eats more than me. 

A feature I love the most about my BMW is that when I’m stopped and push the button to turn the car off, it puts itself into park and unlocks the doors. I don’t know if this is common or not, but I’ve gotten so used to it that remembering to put other cars in park before I turn them off, we’ll, doesn’t happen all the…

I have a love hate relationship with my heated steering wheel. While nice, it also low key shocks me (they all do, not just my specific car. I guess I’m sensitive to electricity). 

It’s the powder from the ground up seeds, usually found in the Hispanic section of your grocery store. The typical version is made by Badia, in the recognizable white and black spice shaker. 

Your recipe looks amazing. However, (checks fridge and pantry):

But they shouldn’t call it the Cavalier. I was so triggered by the headline that I felt PTSD I didn’t even know I had over those pieces of junk. It’s like seeing a clown poster that terrified you as a child but completely forgot about for the past 15 years. 

The people ND’ing this don’t have any concept of the current used car market or the value for preowned 4Runners. Even if we weren’t in a used car price-pocalypse, it would probably still be worth $7k at Cali prices.

Yeah, this article seems to be missing a paragraph. It reads like comparing apples to ducks. Two totally different items.