What’s the definition of someone who’s not an introvert (because I like being loud and being noticed), not an agoraphobe (because I have no feelings toward space, large and open or small and contained), but I really, really, really am appreciating this quarantine so I get get the fuck away from other human beings?  I…

That’s the cute little asterisk, isn’t it?  Sure, payments right now can be delayed 90 days...but mostly those were the payments that were already due January 15th. Makes you think a bit, huh?

The reason the IRS hasn’t released anything is because they were literally hearing about this during the same press conference that everyone else was watching.  Communication and planning isn’t this administration’s strong suit. 

Based on the panic attacks I’ve been seeming, being isolated, virus-free, and with no possibility of being around any virus-carrying people seems pretty sweet, actually*

I’ve been doing daily shots of 151. Might die from cancer, but the Corona is not gonna get me!

And what happens when all of those used vehicles disappear? There needs to be some consideration to newly constructed cars. 

The grocery stores are starting to be bare. I’m not concerned with running out, but I’m definitely in a “make sure you have a few weeks’ worth of food” mentality just because it’s uncertain what will he there in that time. 

Idk man. I LOVED this generation Explorer when I was a college kid driving my friends’ mom’s car. It’s a fun little truck. 

That’s what I’ve always thought, too. 1000-1250 miles, low boost, change the oil. 

500 miles seems...kinda early, no?

I’ve seen that in DC. Never seen anyone get confused, though 

What I thought the “suicide lane” (read: center turning lane, there there’s a solid yellow and dashed yellow on each side) was, and what you just described, are two very different things, and now I’m confused.

Lies. Shower sex, while technically possible, is almost never pleasurable*

I really don’t understand why they weren’t successful before, unless it was price. I ordered the Mac Jr and it was great (in scope, quality was normal McDonald’s), and was disappointed it went away. 

I’ll give you that. But still, there’s a difference between changing thoughts mid-stream and throwing six thoughts into the same stream. 

I actually spelled it correctly and autocorrect changed it. I didn’t notice 😊

Your response is how I feel, too. I’m not more concerned about COVID-19 than I am about the “normal” flu, not because i refuse to believe the science but because I’ve read and educated myself on it. I’m aware of the symptoms, the effects, and how to help preventing it. I’m taking precautions and trying to remain…

The problem is not necessarily the type of response, but the fact that Biden spouted off some nonsensical, old man yells at clouds back-in-my-day-boy, not even coherent rambling. Guns good or guns bad isn’t the point; the point is that Biden sounded like my grandpa in the throws of dementia. 

I am also a Virgo and I have *willed* myself to stop showing up 15 minutes early. It has taken time, effort, a A LOT of mental anguish. Being friends with a New Yorker who DGAF also helped.