And one surefire way that you clearly forgot. The same rule applies to fireworks as it does to professional wrestling. Don’t try this at home. Go to a professional show, sit back and enjoy. They do it so much better than you ever will.

Sounds like someone’s expense request got rejected.

So, how much, in your humble opinion, should the CEO of an organization sporting 2.5 million members (girls and troop leaders) get?  I’m just curious. 

Cause, you know, the cookies themselves didn’t cost the Girl Scouts a penny.  Packaging came absolutely free.   And they transported themselves to the troops on their own. People just absolutely amaze me sometimes.

When you sit in a seat that isn’t yours, there is no justification.  YOU ARE STEALING.  Did you pay for that seat?  No.  Stay in the seat that you bought and be happy that you are at the event you are at.  As a member of the media, I too have seen this phenomenon and wondered, “why do people feel so entitled that they…

But the point is...he didn’t. He avoided all tackles and scored and that is what the game is about.  

So, be deceitful and lie to get free stuff.....Now I know another reason why America is going down the shitter.

How I want my steak cooked is my decision. Any restaurant who would refuse to prepare a meat entrée to my specifications will not have my business. I’m sure there are things about the chef that I would not like, but wouldn’t judge him/her on them.

I just never know when this site is being sarcastic or serious.  Jon Jay is a solid outfielder.  Nothing spectacular, but he isn't going to embarrass himself or the club at bat or in the field. 

Still trying to figure out how the 7th largest city in the country only has the 37th largest TV market.  If you include Austin as a TV market, the population of those two cities is over 2.2 million.  That is a population greater than Houston. 

I think that the IRS is looking for people to overwithhold.  The idea of the tax law changes was to put more money in people’s pockets, not to give them a huge tax bill at the end of the year.  Kentucky is doing something similar and because they have a minimum withholding amount, I cannot raise my exemptions enough…

Me: Sees a computer he wants to buy on a commercial. Visits 5 or 6 websites to determine if it has all the features I am looking for and not too many that just don’t matter. Visits 4 or 5 retailer websites to determine which store has the lowest advertised price. Buys computer at the retailer with the lowest price,…

Oh.....you’re serious??? Pretty simple solution....apply common sense! In all situations. Don’t have common sense??? Then by all means, read this stupid article.

Is it free    -------->  No --------> You’re stealing

If it doesn’t have anything to do with the flag, Anthem, etc, then why do it then???  I think all patriots know the answer to that question.  

During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Men not in uniform should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart.…

And as was said God knows how many times since 2008, if you give the government power over your healthcare, you have given them power over your life.  Glad that people are finally getting the picture.  Wish it had happened before the most destructive bill in American history was passed. 

I had a cousin whose pole exploded and he ended up missing the pit.  Broke his hip and was on crutches for a year.  

So your take here is not that NFL numbers suck compared to two years ago (a direct comparison), but that they suck a little less compared to other sports sucky numbers (an indirect comparison). No wonder you are exploring new opportunities.

A perfect game is that no one reaches base.  There is no other definition.