Yeah, ‘compact’ crossovers the same size as mid size SUVs from 15 years ago. And mid size is now the equivalent of full size SUVs (with three rows) of yesteryear. The only truly impressive thing is the Excursion still holds the record for length after all these years (although the 2020 Yukon/Suburban XL is within an…

We’re not looking at you but the majority. When you’re in traffic and look around, every single SUV has a driver around 5 something and one driver, in a warm weather climate and nothing in the back seat.

Well, giggling and whispering to themselves through multiple comedians— that can be a lot different than laughing/responding to the set, and it can really throw off a performer. It’s like watching a musician play while loudly humming a different song.

‘Shut The Fuck Up!
Dude, that’s President Obama’s daughter.
‘Oh, let me rephrase then...
”Malia Obama, daughter of a President,
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.!!!!!”

You find one single XLR owner who isn’t a boomer or older and then the comment can be dumb.

Exactly. Deep down everyone knows not to let a boomer “fix” their electronics.

I think you might have gotten just a wee bit too big of an ouchie from it.

That’s funny, when something breaks every millennial I know just finds a how-to video on you-tube, orders the part on Amazon and fixes it themselves, while their boomer fathers complain about how “you can’t fix anything anymore because everything is too complex”.

OK Boomer

lmaooooo we won’t fix the lights on XLRs because we have no money to buy XLRs in the first place.

Damn. My condolences, boomer.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

The server will get a big tip regardless. Doesn’t need to be $50 from a single pour. It could be $50 on the whole meal. 

If the bar is charging $250 for a pour, I’d hope that the “crystal barware” and “temperature/humidity control” is part of the cost.  Tipping a bartender isn’t going to have any impact on whether the bar implements those standards going forward...

Bullshit. Servers aren’t getting paid enough in my area, so they’re quitting and finding other work. Guess what, the restaurants that are paying them better and keeping their employees happy are staying open, and the ones that aren’t are closing.

you don’t like whiskey, we get it... why did you make the same post twice? 

So we are tipping on personal hygiene now?

$5 is reasonable for a pour. You dont have to pay for their whole shift. If they dont like it they can speak to their boss about a livable wage.

Tipping 20% on the scotch is stupid. Enough said.