I’m on Team I Didn’t Threaten To Cut Someone.

Notre Dame losing is the only reason to stand in a hurricane.

Counterpoint: That was fucking awesome!

Here I am trying to be nice and you toss that at me out of left field...

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Everything is explained by his age. Fucking kids, amirite?

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

It doesn’t matter if you are doing 60 mph or 160 mph, if there is someone behind you who wants to go faster than you do, then move the F over.

Jonas Salk.

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.

should we take bets on how many warning lights this causes?

Then why did your colleague include that in her article, Sis?

Then why did you bring it up?

Bad time for this “tangent” in the article too, then?

Nate Silver

Adnan Virk

Tim Kurkjian is legit one of the nicest men I’ve ever met.

Bomani Jones.

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…