As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

You’re missing the Focus of the story. The SVT model was the first Fusion of the UK and USA performance teams making a global product. It was a bit of an Excursion into unknown parts, but the resulting product was in Transit across both sides of the pond. The true petrolheads of ford were allowed to Flex their muscles…

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Haha you are reaching so hard right now. That car doesn’t have anything like the front of a SLS or the taillights of a Cherokee.

How about this one...

See, now it all makes sense.

“You trying to get the pipe?”

I remember the first kid who got a Super Soaker and brought it to a water gun fight. It was my first real introduction to the concept of an arms race.

Good Kinja.

I wonder how many comments will rise about the “HurrDurrTexasredneckcousinfucker” level.

...And also pretty conclusively shows that she has not actually been in solitary for 20 years.

Do you think it would be just if Blast were raped and stuffed in a suitcase? Because by this logic anything short of that could be considered justified. Not the logic I used nor am I a harcore retributionist I was comparing her current situation to that of her victim’s. If I was keen on the whole “eye-for-an-eye”…

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.”

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

From the NY Times, August 30, 1993: