How about this one...

See, now it all makes sense.

“You trying to get the pipe?”

Good Kinja.

I wonder how many comments will rise about the “HurrDurrTexasredneckcousinfucker” level.

...And also pretty conclusively shows that she has not actually been in solitary for 20 years.

Do you think it would be just if Blast were raped and stuffed in a suitcase? Because by this logic anything short of that could be considered justified. Not the logic I used nor am I a harcore retributionist I was comparing her current situation to that of her victim’s. If I was keen on the whole “eye-for-an-eye”…

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.”

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

From the NY Times, August 30, 1993:

The reason behind “no smoking in parks/beaches” is because most smokers are dirty fucking animals who leave cigarette butts everywhere for other people to deal with. It’d be nice if they could just put up a few of those “smoker’s poles” for disposing of used butts and that would correct the problem, but unfortunately…

I’m offended that Sloth went Blackface! We just had this conversation!

Hot take: Texas will beat Baylor.

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

Are there any people who think this is good looking?

The B wing is the best looking star fighter