Not really the same thing as what Torch is talking about in the article. Those are just regular door handles in an unusual location.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

It belongs in a museum!

He did get preferential treatment. They just made him sit in a jail cell with a broken leg rather than killing him.

In Don's defense, he was still recovering from Roger's blackface performance of "My Old Kentucky Home".

I guess it would depend on the size of the cubes, but I feel like for my trays, 3 even partially melted cubes would be too much water, let alone adding another three. I kind of enjoy the one large cube, but that's just personal preference, since I don't like super-cold drinks. Regardless, here's to not muddling that…

I enjoy your recipe except that is WAY too much ice...your delicious old-fashioned is going to be watered down as hell.

Also, in lieu of sugarcubes or simple syrup, you can use real maple syrup. Not that aunt jemima/log cabin HFCS crap, i mean the real thing. It gives the same sweetness and the maple flavor gives it this earthy awesome depth. Not the manliest configuration, but its DELICIOUS.

NO FRUIT! You can, however, take a twist of orange peel and squeeze out the essential oil on the rim of the glass.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

As a Texas grad, I can say Aggies definitely "run" this state. Why, just this morning, I had our department's Aggie "run" to the cafeteria and get me some coffee...

A "we run this state" trademark might be worth something if it were, you know, actually close to being true. Right now it just sounds delusional.

You obviously aren't familiar with the rampant stupidity and inferiority complex that permeates College Station. They're delusional enough to think that they truly do run the state and that their team is better than it was when it was still 6-6/7-5 in the Big 12. Regardless, if running the state is about money, they…

#WaRTS - How A&M can view their move to the SEC as anything but a bust is incredible. They haven't finished above third in their own division of the league in three years. They are the same mediocre brand of football that they always have been. The unsubstantiated dogma is borderline mass delusion.

Rajon Rondo has been a suspended one game for "conduct detrimental to the team" after he got into a squabble with Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle last night. He'll miss tonight's game against the Hawks.

He isn't entitled to anything, but if he's being bullshitted, he's entitled to call the bullshitter out for his bullshittery.

McMahon deserves some credit for that response though. He called Carlisle out on his bullshit.