Well, the important thing is that you’ve made yourself feel superior.

Congratulations Alanis, can’t wait to see more! Hook’em!

At first I thought you were just concern trolling, but now I realize that you’ve succeeded in shoving your entire head up your own asshole.

The first thing through my mind after I read the title of the article was “HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!”

Circa 2009, Cedric Benson’s nephew played on my little brother’s little league team. Ced finally showed up to one of the games (pretty sure he was on a dwi suspension from the league or something) in a beautiful silver Z8 and was supposed to say a few words to the team after the game ended. Midway through the game, a…

Can I add?

Yes! I love having a pace car in front of me eating up all of that police radar.

But how will self-appointed road enforcers feel important if they can’t impose their will on others?

My wife and I honestly considered dancing to Radiohead’s “Creep,” but we decided that our inside joke was not worth mortifying our parents and grandparents for.

This is great! Where is this in Longview? Off Marshall or Judson just like everything else I presume?

Bill Hick faked his death and remade his identity... as Alex Jones.

Whatever the problems at Texas A&M, literally every other program is salivating over the prospect of Murray becoming available.

I’m kind of surprised the Karbach ranked so low. Sympathy is a damn fine beer.

Great review.

Yes, and I think the outside looks like butt too.