If that tardigrade is communicating with its counterpart billions of miles away, it’s probably telling them the kind of shit we’re doing, just for fun, to tardigrades here, and we should start preparing for the Great Space-Tardigrade Invasion while we can.

“People need mohair for the fireplace, darling. To stoke the fire!” - one of my favorite quotes from him, I still remember hearing that, on an episode of Fashion Television in the mid-90s LOL

“Obviously what I did is wrong,” JiDion said, “but how am I supposed to do better the next time if I can never get a next time?”

Couch.

I’m still holding out for a brutally violent reimagining of Step By Step (preferably including a backdoor pilot to my dream project, Patrick Duffy The Vampire Slayer). 

Honestly the surprise is that there hasn’t been a reboot of this series by now. 

Parker Lewis CAN Lose.  It’ll be about the seriousness of gambling addiction.  Writes itself.

This is kind of a big deal - Trump got a lot of leverage over Fox News by going over to OAN (or threatening to) whenever Fox pissed him off.

This looks fun and Garner is just magnetic whatever she’s doing.

I’ve never heard Sorokin/Delvey’s real voice, but she was born in Russia and moved to Germany at 16, and reputedly struggled with the language. So, basically: a Russian who has an accent in German, trying to impersonate the way she thinks a German would speak English. Or maybe that’s just how she speaks English. But,…

Gilead Nationalist March

Hahah. You think I meant to suggest Trump stop lying? Oh please.

One of the things the GQP can do well is messaging. it’s why they control the narrative on everything while the Dems try to figure out a way to say “vaccines are good”

Taking horror films seriously and releasing them at the same rate as your other genre movies means that you only make horror, and are therefore somehow less-than

Anyone with half a brain should have known the Beanie Baby bubble was going to burst. Now excuse me while I take out a loan so I can convert it to Ethereum that I can use to buy a Betty White Memorial Bored Ape NFT.

Setting it in modern day has the same problem as the Highlander series, how to have a person walking down the street with a huge sword without getting arrested by the police.

um? Queen of Swords 2000-2001 Tessie Santiago and Elsa Pataky?

I remember Seeing Things being rerun in the 90s when I was a teen--I thought it was on Bravo but Bravo and Showcase premiered at the same time (and started off kinda awesome--especially Showcase’s regular foreign films which exposed me to people like Almodovar--before becoming more interested in CSI reruns, etc.  I…

Huh. Gotta say, it’s been quite a while since I’ve heard “O Fortuna” in a movie trailer. Neat.