Haven’t seen it, and am not going to, no matter how funny it may be.

When you’re not allowed to age, and it looks like in Hollywood, women still aren’t, you do some desperate things...

Funnily enough, Tom Petty had thoughts about that, too.

Serious question, why doesn’t anyone in Florida seem to build walls?

I heard about the RRoD eventually, just not until two or three years after getting the Xbox (I got it when ME2 came out, because I bought ME1 on Steam, only to find it crashed my dad’s pc every time I got to the character creator).

Considering what he father turned out to be like, I think abandoning Angelina and her mother might have been the best thing he ever did.

I’m sorry for sounding ignorant or thick, but outside a horror movie (or that Hannibal episode), what are the odds of a cello actually having bones in it?

First, I had a bricked PS4. I spent two who days trying to figure out why I console didn’t seem to use any of the tv inputs, even though the light running across said console was on, before the gamestop employee finally informed me I was probably suffering PlayStation’s equivalent of the XBox 360's RRoD (which I never…

All right, then. Carry on.

It’s a comment from someone who’s spending months looking for work, but is somehow still expected to conjure money for insurance, prescriptions, et al.

Shame I’ll never likely get a chance to play it.

Alligators... Of course there would be bloody alligators.

Every time I hear about RDR2, I wonder how it could ever come from Rockstar studios. It certainly sounds miles above anything I expect to emerge from Absurd Ventures.

From your lips to FSM’s ears (or orechiettes, or whatever).

Unfortunately getting rid of all of that would be like Warhammer 40K getting rid of Space Marines, or Fallout getting rid of the Brotherhood of Steel. It’s the real reason the series has done so well.

How about NOT having to download an app on your phone to do something you SHOULD be able to do in the game?

Bugger Elon Musk for his antisemitism and white supremacy.

Megaton was ugly as hell. I never nuked it, because apparently I’m a pussy and evil playthroughs are just no fun for me, but I’m not exaggerating when I say that town was uglier than the actual wasteland surrounding it.

How in the Nine Hells is Minthara a Paladin? She is literally plotting and attempting to commit genocide. I assumed, because you got an enchanted lyre that you could use to advance the plot off of her corpse, that she was a Bard. But there is no logical reason for her to be a Paladin, even with 5E’s loosy goosy…

Before GTA4 (which I loved) came out, I got an issue of Game Informer because the cover story was about the game. Or at least it mostly was, because halfway through it segued into how one of the Houser brothers (I think it was Dan, but it might have been Sam) got his American citizenship just so he could vote against…