I don’t know the ending of either the movie or the book.

Um, where are the headlights?

Sometimes the story someone wants to tell is not the one you want to watch. 

I always wondered why the lady started singing another song in the middle.

Stupid question, but why doesn’t Peloton just not allow shows to use their names if shows keep doing this?

Pokemon are not for shooting, they’re for capturing and forcing to fight other Pokemon for people’s amusement.

I’m more surprised they were branching out to begin with than that they’ve stopped... But it’s STILL disappointing.

I really hope not. From what little I know of the show, being “woke” was the whole point.

So, no more screen time for the Hawaiian cast from season 1?

I love Debi Mazar.

These economic Baghdad Bobs are pissing on our legs and telling us it’s raining.

If I just call her Twigs, will I get in trouble?

Ask someone at Gawker/Jezebel. I’m just here to be snarky.

Assuming someone who’s lied for as long as he has would even recognize the truth when he heard it.

Apparently, it was:

Which, coincidentially, was distributed by a front company created for distributing Deep Throat.

There is a difference between “taking liberties” and literally making one of the big stars of your film wear something that resembles a scatalogical meme. 

Forced Birth March?

He’s been lying since Vietnam War; why would he stop, now?

Well, heaven forbid a character created from a Western Comic book look “ridiculous.” Next thing you know, the movies will have a green giant in purple pants, or a man flying around the world with visible red briefs.