Ask someone at Gawker/Jezebel. I’m just here to be snarky.

Assuming someone who’s lied for as long as he has would even recognize the truth when he heard it.

Apparently, it was:

Which, coincidentially, was distributed by a front company created for distributing Deep Throat.

There is a difference between “taking liberties” and literally making one of the big stars of your film wear something that resembles a scatalogical meme. 

Forced Birth March?

He’s been lying since Vietnam War; why would he stop, now?

Well, heaven forbid a character created from a Western Comic book look “ridiculous.” Next thing you know, the movies will have a green giant in purple pants, or a man flying around the world with visible red briefs.

I fail to see how that looks any more rediculous that the Goatse contraption Tom Hardy wore.

It’s January. You go find grass, and good luck.

It was Showcase. I know, because I was obsessed with watching it (my parents watched the original run when I was really young and the weird music that played when Ciccone started, well seeing things, haunted me since).

Did you like the Goatse mask?

Every bloody time I see that... Thing... On Tom Hardy’s face, I’m glad I stopped at The Dark Knight.

Joke’s on you, she’s really underrated.

The best warning was for a Canadain cable channel called Showcase that aired reruns of a classic 80s show called Seeing Things.

I’ve always had at least some problems with the Punisher, even when I was young and dumb enough to still read stories with him in it. But almost none of them compared to the eixstance of Jigsaw.

Sounds like he was going to become Jigsaw. Or did Jigsaw show up before the series ended.

If you tell the truth, you only have to tell one story.

So who is the next heir?

And what, exactly does Kotaku’s business model have to do with Void Interactive? Why, exactly, is Kotaku any less deserving of $ than Void?